excuse me, are you spoken for?
BART clerk, part x
me: excuse me, sir? my TransLink card doesn’t seem to be working.
BART clerk: yes, well, it’s supposed to send all the beautiful girls to me, so I’d say it’s working fine.
me: uh… thanks?
BART clerk: [swipes my card] see look at that, no problems. you have a nice day now.
me: yeah. sure. thanks. you too.
