April 2012
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said to my sister, part x
so… my sister crashed into an Egyptian man while trying to pay her bill at a bar.
she says: I’m sorry.
he says: o no. don’t be sorry, it is an honour that you even touch me.
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said to my sister, part x
“you should be my fourth wife, but I will love you like you’re the first.”
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said to my sister, part x
“you are quite beautiful. look at your smile. I think I am falling in love with your smile!”
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15 mins off the plane
him: you look familiar.
me: we were on the same flight. from Atlanta.
him: right. and you didn’t even come talk to me. I was sitting right in front of you.
me: uh, nope. I was sitting behind the Menonites.
him: ha! well, you should have come talk to me.
me: >sigh<
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gorgeous! my eyes can’t take it!
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excuse me, are you spoken for?
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all woman
him: excuse me miss but you are all woman. no little girl business. grown ass woman. such a lady. can I buy you coffee? or lunch?
me: um, no thanks. sorry, but thanks for the compliment anyway.
him: what about tomorrow?
his friend: man, leave that lady alone!
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what's wrong w ppl?
him: hey baby, you’re looking kinda sweet. [grabs at my arm]
me: don’t touch me. I don’t know you like that.
him: damn girl, why you gotta be like that?
me: are you crazy? get away from me!
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ugh
“smile! a pretty girl like you should always smile!”
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BART clerk, part x
me: excuse me, sir? my TransLink card doesn’t seem to be working.
BART clerk: yes, well, it’s supposed to send all the beautiful girls to me, so I’d say it’s working fine.
me: uh… thanks?
BART clerk: [swipes my card] see look at that, no problems. you have a nice day now.
me: yeah. sure. thanks. you too.
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damn girl, that’s a mighty fine walk! where you going? can I call you? what’s your number?
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wow
him: can I help you with your bike?
me: o, I’ve got it. it’s very light. but thanks. really.
him: yeh, chivalry ain’t dead all over the country.
me: so I see. much appreciated.
him: you have a nice day.
me: thanks. you too.
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"hello gorgeous!
you have a nice day! hey can I get that phone number? and your name?”
