man in the road encounters
smile! pretty girl like you ought to smile!
man outside a Starbucks on market street
stop talkin about my skirt and pull your pants up!

why is it ok for men to comment on my skirt, blouse, etc but they get upset when I tell them to pull their damn pants up!?! >sigh<. got a bit frustrated with the last guy I saw with his pants hanging so low he had to walk with legs splayed. rant done. for now…

wiiiiiinnnnk! how you doing?
man with what looked like his 3-yr-old kid, shopping at Trader Joes
damn… there she go right there!
leader of a crew of layabouts on the corner
gauntlet, week of 2 May
  • hello gorgeous!
  • I like your hair!
  • pretty girl!
  • mmmm!

sorry dears! I’ve been away too long (busy), but I’ve got some more goodies for ya.

ride that bike girl!
guy parking his car on Int’l Blvd

how you doing miss lady? … ooh, such a beautiful black woman!

can I borrow your phone?

him: you got the time?

me: about 5:40.

him: thanks. can I borrow your phone?

me: um… really? 

him: actually, it’s alright. stay beautiful anyway though.

me: thanks…?

nice birthmark… and you don’t even try to cover it up?

him: ‘scuse me. that’s a nice birthmark.

me: um, thanks.

him: what’s it called?

me: ??

him: y’know, like a strawberry but not?

me: oh. it’s a nevus.

him: that’s the medical name, huh. well it’s nice.

me: yeh. um, thanks.

him: yeah. and you don’t even try to cover it up…?

me:  ?!? yeah… not so much really.

random street folk.

hey! be my valentine!

happy valentine’s day, beautiful lady!

(oddly enough, from an older lady!)

well, hello, miss sweetness.

pet peeve attack

pretty girl like you oughtta be smiling. bet you got a pretty smile too.

Really? Where’s Timbuktu?

him: excuse me, miss, do you know where Timbuktu is (pointing to my messenger bag)?
me: uh, sure. It’s on Hayes St Just a few blocks from—
him: no, I mean the REAL Timbuktu. The place where—
me: stop. Yes I do but I can’t talk to you about it. I have to get to a meeting.

well good morning, miss! you have a happy holiday! 

— while he was leaning out of his car door